... Dio recounts an exchange involving Elagabalus plus the effectively-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus dealt with the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus inquiring his medical professionals to offer him the equivalent of a girl's vagina via a surgical